It is astonishing how one who yesterday was only a sperm and tomorrow will turn...– Imam Zain al-Abedin (ع) al-Kafi h. 2627 (via shiaislam)
You don’t get to choose who handles your heart. There are simply people who were...– Tara Hardy (via driveslowmo)
atthebutterflyball: I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
itlooksgoodfromouterspace: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: heartfulpenguin: yashikoru: heartfulpenguin: heartfulpenguin: i can hear my brother screaming at his DS he’s playing cooking mama thats some hardcore cooking COOKING MAMA IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE OKAY THAT SHIT IS FUCKING INTENSE DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE NEVER YELLED AT COOKING MAMA FUCK YOU Is that your brother
nevvzealand: why is every donut not in my mouth right now
dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom
REACTION TO THE TVD FINALE IN ONE GIF:
Random thought #1
detention1992: Wait Jeremy’s homeless now where the hell is he gonna live??? Elena burnt the frickin house down!!
a-llume: matt and rebekaaahhh damon and eleenaaaaa klaus and caroliineeeee
yourblemishedbeauty: Is anybody else just like going crazy over the end of the vampire diaries season finale!? I mean what just happened!
f-acetious: australiansanta: hepatitisbey: Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests? what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick Cunts these days got no fucking clue.
“Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”